A book by Robert Urban
Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits
& Other Facts of Life
The title offers a fairly strong indication that the observations inside were not written for inspirational wall art.
About the book
A few facts of life, delivered without a greeting card.
Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits: & Other Facts of Life brings together humor, observations, one-liners and stories about relationships and everyday behavior. It is one of the more irreverently titled books in my collection, which is saying something.
The material comes from the things people say, the things they mean, and the sometimes impressive distance between the two. Relationships offer plenty of opportunities to notice that distance. So does the rest of daily life, if you are willing to pay attention.
If you enjoy candid humor and a writer who does not dress every observation for polite company, this is a title to explore. The subtitle leaves room for a lot of ground. People have been supplying the material for considerably longer than I have been writing it down.
For the friend who reads you the funny part.
Some books become part of a conversation before the reader has finished them. An observation reminds you of somebody. A line sends you back to a familiar situation. Suddenly you are explaining why you laughed to a person who was enjoying a perfectly quiet room.
That is a useful way to approach a collection of humor: see whether the voice connects with the way you experience the world. The title will attract attention. The observations are what you will actually be spending time with.
Choose the right book for the reader.
This is an adult humor title. For a child’s Christmas gift, Albert, The Christmas Gorilla is the more appropriate place to look. For a reader shopping for a parent, 101 Awesome Things To Do With Your Child takes a different approach to family life.
For yourself, begin with the book’s retailer listing and any sample available there. Humor is personal. A familiar voice and the right kind of irreverence matter more than an impressive stack of general recommendations.
Before you choose
A few reader questions.
Is this a recipe book?
It is a humor collection featuring observations and personal stories. The biscuit in the title does not make it a cookbook.
Is Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits a children’s book?
No. It is an adult humor title. Robert Urban’s children’s Christmas story is Albert, The Christmas Gorilla.
What does “Other Facts of Life” include?
The collection ranges through everyday observations, relationships, one-liners and personal storytelling.
The biscuit has your attention.
See Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits: & Other Facts of Life on Amazon to explore the available editions.
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