Books By Robert Urban

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The Best Book Ever Written is a collection of short first person perspective stories and and thoughts. With chapters in his new book like “Studies Show It Do Be Like That Sometime”; STEM (Shenanigans, Tomfoolery, Escapades, and Mischief); Please Watch Out For Flying Saucers and Skanks; and several others, Urban takes ordinary situations and experiences and flips them inside out to force readers to change perspective with often hilarious results. Get your copy of The Best Book Ever Written

Getting Rob’d- An Urban Legend in the Making- From heartfelt stories about death, to life affirming stories about strippers with good hearts (and everything in between), Urban shows us that even the worst moments often have silver linings and that there is a laugh to be had in almost any situation. Although it seems like the world is bombarded by messaging that we are divided, Urban reminds us that we share similar experiences and we are a collective tapestry that are more alike than we think. “Getting Rob’d”s main point is that we are ALL part of the legend of humanity. Urban just has the last name that fits well with that. Get Your Copy of Getting Rob’d

Nun’s, Guns & The End of the World – From the bestselling author of Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits, My Roller Coaster Life and HodgePodge comes a deeply relatable book filled with humorous stories about life and the people we meet in it. From events familiar to all of us-like a bad breakup- to the wilder stories of Chinese women drugging him or interactions with carnival workers, nuns and even the Devil himself, Robert Urban keeps you captivated and laughing out loud as he brings you along the journey of his hilarious and thought provoking recollections of various events in his life. Get your copy of Nuns, Guns and the End of the World Here

Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits– Satire master Robert Urban ups the ante in his most recent book sharing his unique perspective about life, love and of course a little cheddar biscuit we all love. Filled with deep thoughts juxtaposed by one-liners, hysterical anecdotes, tangential thoughts and edgy, absurd humor this book is meant to give people who don’t take themselves too seriously a rapid fire delivery of humor in only the way Robert can. Get Bitches Love Cheddar Biscuits Here

HodgePodge– In HodgePodge, best-selling author Robert Urban once again shows his mastery of blending his authenticity, irreverent humor, brilliance and unique perspective to create a book about the realities of life. Robert shares his most intimate sometimes uproarious, sometimes tragic, but always poignant experiences and thoughts about parenting, death, god, groupies, dating, drug addiction and other topics. Critics have described this book as an “R rated version of Chicken Soup for the Soul”. Get your copy of HodgePodge

My Roller Coaster Life-Robert Urban once again lets you share in his incredible adventures and most intimate thoughts- some hilarious, some irreverent, some heartbreaking and all 100 percent Robert. This fast paced book covers the entire spectrum of the human dimension – love, death, parenting, relationships and everything in between. This book is not something you just read, but rather it is something you experience. Get your copy of My Roller Coaster Life

Albert, The Christmas Gorilla– “If Santa only comes on one night, what happens when a child of divorced parents celebrates Christmas later with their other parent?” There is not a happy holiday story for kids with split homes (that I am aware of), although children with multiple homes now count for over 52 percent of American society. My story gives the background of how Albert the Gorilla made his way to the North Pole, his idea of how to help Santa make sure kids with split families have an extra special Christmas. This story gives children with split families something that is uniquely theirs. Get your copy of Albert, The Christmas Gorilla

101 Awesome Things to Do With Your Child And Other Musings of a Divorced Dad is a parenting book for everyone. Written with an open mind, an open heart, lots of charm and plenty of humor this collection of engaging stories, wonderful bond-strengthening activities, parenting tips, and heartfelt thoughts will inspire. Robert Urban’s writing style is entertaining to say the least. His parenting tips, stories and “tangents” as he calls them will open your eyes to new perspectives and allow you to see things in a new yet familiar way. Likely at times he is going to catch you off guard and make you spit the water that you are drinking out of your mouth as you laugh. Undoubtedly you will be inspired. This book will make you feel. You are going to laugh, cry and want not only to be a better parent, but a better you. Get 101 Awesome Things To Do With Your Child here

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